my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
can someone make more of these because they’re literally the greatest posts ever.
The dorm wifi names here crack me up.
where in the heck are you
Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship
In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit
when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post